Dear Professor Mendham

Several of your students are currently in residence at our facility in Concord. These delightful inmates feel the need to recite Orwell at all hours of the day and are often found chanting, "War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength."

When they're not yelling in the cafe they are writing excellent appeals with proper MLA format. They show impressive research skills and their ability to cite case studies is stellar. Too bad you're not a criminal law teacher.

Regards,
Smith N. Wesson
Concord State Prison
P.S. Who is Big Brother?